By John Mayaki 

A comical situation has arose on Twitter! Remember former Rivers State Governor Nyesom Wike has been appointed as a minister and was required to relocate from Rivers State to Abuja. As news of his impending move spread, Nigerians couldn’t resist injecting humor into the situation - don’t mind these Twitter boys. 

As the word got out, citizens jokingly warned the former Governor not to set foot in Abuja without his beloved band, “Sensational Bamidele”. It seemed that the band had become an inseparable part of Wike’s public appearances, and Nigerians couldn’t fathom the thought of the governor’s new chapter in Abuja without their electrifying performances.

“Governor Wike, if you dare step into Abuja without your band, you might find yourself dancing alone at events!” some folks humorously teased on Twitter. Others playfully suggested that the band’s presence was crucial to keep the ex-governor’s energy levels up during those high-profile political gatherings.

Memes and social media posts flooded the internet, showcasing funny scenarios of ex-Governor Wike arriving in Abuja without Sensational Bamidele. There were images of him attempting to dance to the beats of silence or mimicking the band’s tunes with exaggerated dance moves. People’s imaginations ran wild with entertaining scenarios that tickled the nation’s funny bone.

The lighthearted banter even reached the governor’s ears, and he couldn’t help but chuckle at the amusing remarks from his fellow citizens. “Looks like I better start packing my bags, and of course, my band,” he quipped in response to the playful warnings.

In the midst of political tensions and serious discussions, the comic relief brought by Nigerians’ witty remarks provided a breath of fresh air. It reminded everyone that even in the world of politics, there was room for humor and laughter.

As the day of his relocation approached, Governor Wike should make sure to reassure Nigerians that he wouldn’t dare leave Sensational Bamidele behind. “Abuja, here we come, with the band in tow!” he should declared with a smile.

And so, the tale of Governor Wike and Sensational Bamidele continued, with laughter and amusement accompanying their journey to the nation’s capital. As the band geared up for their new adventures in Abuja, Nigerians eagerly awaited the next chapter of this humorous politics and governance of Wike, where music, dance, and comedy blended seamlessly in the world of Nigerian politics.

Wike’s Band? Yes. You don’t know them? 

In the vibrant city of Port Harcourt, there existed a band unlike any other - “Sensational Bamidele” - who had a very peculiar gig. Their mission was to entertain none other than the ex-governor of Rivers State, Nyesom Wike, and they took this task with great enthusiasm.

Whenever the former Governor Wike graced television screens, attended events, or embarked on political programs, especially commissioning of gigantic projects, Sensational Bamidele was right there, ready to bring their electrifying performances to hype up the atmosphere. Their secret was simple - they paid close attention to the governor’s moods and preferences, crafting lyrics and tunes that perfectly matched his energy.

What made Sensational Bamidele truly exceptional was their ability to improvise on the spot. They never rehearsed with the governor but used their quick wits to adapt to his reactions and tailor their performances accordingly. This unique approach not only delighted the governor but also left the audience in awe, eagerly awaiting the band’s next appearance.

As word spread about the band’s infectious energy and their knack for brightening up any event, the anticipation grew. Sensational Bamidele became synonymous with unity and joy in the political landscape, reminding everyone that even amidst tensions and crises, humor and lightheartedness could prevail.

Their music, dance, and infectious spirit had become an integral part of the political scene, creating lasting memories wherever they went in Rivers State. 

And so, the legend of Sensational Bamidele, the band that brought music and laughter to the world of politics, continued to unfold in Port Harcourt and beyond. As they accompanied ex-Governor Nyesom Wike on his political journey to Abuja, it is only hoped that Abuja residents and politicians would feel the sensation and merriment! 

Lets make welcome to former Governor Wike, as he packs his bags and band to Abuja!

 …As Prince Marshall Okaforanyanwu suspended

By Chimdi Eme

The Social Democratic Party, SDP national working committee has suspended the Imo State Chairman, Prince Marshall Okaforanyanwu and put in place a Caretaker State Working Committee, SWC headed by Eluwa Ifeanyi Henry.

In a letter dated 17th July 2023, which was signed by the National Secretary, Dr Olu Agunloye, the National leadership of the party suspended Prince Okaforanyanwu because of anti-party allegations.

The party, according to the letter has also set up a panel to investigate the allegations against the former Chairman, adding that the suspension subsists until further notice.

Addressing members of the Caretaker executives at the party secretariat in Owerri on Thursday, the new State Chairman, Mr Eluwa Ifeanyi Henry charged the SWC members to be up and doing and not show laxity.

He urged them to assist the party conquer the state, especially by attracting membership of young persons at the grassroots.

Eluwa informed the SWC members that the national leadership of the party had carefully constituted the new State executives to have about ninety percent of young people.

He promised to carry everyone along including all old and new members who are willing to work for the progress of the party.

Making a brief appearance at the inaugural meeting, Imo State SDP gubernatorial candidate, Hon Obinna Bright Ekwebelem said the Caretaker Committee is God’s making to make a new thing in Imo.

He informed them that to whom much is given much is expected, adding that they should work to showcase themselves as leaders of their locality.

Ekwebelem urged them to sacrifice and work to make the SDP formidable by building grassroots structure, stressing that national leadership is looking up to then to make the party viable.

He promised to put in his best and do whatever it will take to make the party strong.

In his own remarks, the Deputy Governorship candidate, Barr Nlem Uchenna urged all the newly constituted SWC members to be steadfast and committed, stressing that in the game of politics, “it is not over until it is all over”.

Efforts to reach the suspended former Chairman, Prince Okaforanyanwu for comments proved abortive at press time.

Conscious of the fact that food prices are skyrocketing everywhere, every day, Imo state inclusive, Mr. Obinna Bright Ekwebelem the Candidate of the Social Democratic Party SDP, says he will put Agriculture on the front burner.

Speaking to Newsmen in Owerri the State Capital, the Business mogul cum capitalist said that if voted into office, he will prioritize Agriculture and make food available in Imo through aggressive planting of Economic trees.

According to him, “There is hunger in the land and our people are not finding it funny. Hunger can cause a whole lot of social vices. So in my time, I will make Agriculture a priority where we would produce what we eat and not depend on other states”.

He further stressed the need on planting Economic trees like Improved seedlings of Ogbono, Dwalf Palm trees, Dwalf Coconut; yellow and green, Orange, Pawpaw and planting of Avacado Pear, Sweet apple, Good banana and plaintain suckers etc.q

Also, reintroducing the rearing of Native cows and Goats in every community, towns and villages. Fish farming will also be made available.

This according to him, would fetch Billions of Naira to the State.

Join the moving train today. Onboard, let's ride!

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25.06.2023

.......Vow To Reposition The Club

Chief Charles Okeke (Odiuko) has been elected unopposed as the Chairman of Owerri Club in her recently conducted election.

Owerri Club is the premier members-only sports and recreation club established in 1976 and inaugurated by the then Military Governor of Imo State, Col. Sunday Adenihun on 16th of September, 1978. 

Owerri  Club occupies a pride of place as one of the oldest sports and recreation clubs in South Eastern Nigeria.

Chief Okeke, a former elected Chairman of Orsu LGA, an entrepreneur of note and current Chairman of the University of Ife Alumni Association was elected alongside Engr. Victor Onyewuchi (Vice Chairman), Sir Emeka Omeaku (Hon. Secretary), Dr Francis Nnolim (Treasurer), Ik Ogbonna (Social/Publicity Secretary), Mazi Udochukwu Okereke (Financial Secretary), Engr. Dr Hyginus Emeka Opara (Maintenance Secretary), Dr J.U Akuchie (Bar Secretary), Engr. Okechukwu Dike (Ordinary Member) and Chief Dimagu Okoroha the Grill Secretary. 

Chief Charles Okeke in his remarks promised to restore the club as the premier relaxation and sports club in the South East and attract more members to the club. Odiuko as he is popularly called promised to return peace, accountability and unity to Owerri Club.  He thanked the members for the trust reposed on him and assured them that he won't take it for granted.  

Chief Okeke was  elected unopposed as  his only opponent  graciously stepped down for him.

Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Professor Mahmoud Yakubu and his National Commissioners on Wednesday, met with members of the various transport unions which the commission had engaged during the 2023 General Elections. 

The meeting which had as its main objective, the review of the conduct of the 2023 General Elections, was also attended by electoral officers.

According to the Commission, a review of the conduct of the engaged transport unions vis-a vis the implementation of the MOU signed with unions on the provision of logistics, is sacrosanct.

Also, the meeting took stock of how the electoral officers, who served as field supervisors carried out their assignments.

The Imo State Governor, Distinguished Senator Hope Uzodimma has unveiled the Imo State Law Reports of 2004 to 2022.

In his address, Governor Uzodimma reassured the Judiciary that the 3R mantra of the Shared Prosperity Government will continue to reconstruct, rehabilitate and recover the dignity of the Justice sector in the State. 

Speaking earlier, Justice Teresa Chikeka commended the Governor for being supportive of the judiciary and making the unveiling of the state's 20-year Law reports a possibility. She also recommended law reports for lawyers and aspiring judges. 

In her remark, Hon Justice Mary Peter-Odili who was the guest of honor described the event as Governor Uzodimma's legacy. 

According to her, "This great man has silently put in place historic infrastructures and has done that which has been left unattended in more than 20 years”.

"Mr. Governor, God will bless you. God have blessed you my Governor and will continue to bless you.

"By embarking on this law report, showing the hard work of the judges of Imo State and the work of lawyers in Imo State, it will encourage them to work extra hard knowing that their labour will not be forgotten”.

Others present at the unveiling were the Deputy Governor, Professor Placid Njoku, Attorney General, COC Akaolisa, the Chairman of the occasion, Chief Mike Ahamba SAN, Deputy Speaker Imo House of Assembly, Rt Hon Amara Chyna Iwuanyanwu and a host of Government appointees, lawyers, judges, and traditional leaders which was held at Imo Concord Hotels, Owerri.

President Bola Tinubu says Nigerians cannot afford to be refugees in other countries, adding that his green-back passport is still what he has. The President called on Nigerians to be patriotic and have confidence in the country as the whole nation goes through “baby steps of faith” for the country to arrive at a “positive destination”.

“Nigeria will see positive changes as we move along. Let’s go through these baby steps of faith,” Tinubu said on Thursday when he visited the palace of the Alake of Egbaland, Oba Adedotun Gbadebo, in Abeokuta, the state capital. “Let the confidence return to Nigeria. This country is the only country we have. I know what it means to be a refugee in another country. And my green-back passport is what I still have now.”

Tinubu, who said his visit was a homecoming, saluted the leaders for delivering Ogun State for him in the last election despite the ‘no money, no fuel’ controversy that dotted the February 25, 2023 poll.

He said having achieved ‘Emi lo kan’, he was glad to be back in Ogun State. He thereafter sought the prayers of the monarchs to steer the ship of Nigeria aright and to deliver on all promises made.

“To the chairman of our party, I am grateful. At least, we delivered despite the hardship of no money, no fuel. Ah! I credit you. Thank you.

“The hope is recharged. It is here. That hope will never fail. I am here still making that pledge of the campaign promise,” the President stated. Tinubu made his famous “Emi lokan (It is my turn)” speech on June 2, 2022 in Abeokuta days before the presidential primary of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC). “It is the turn of Yoruba, it is my turn,” he said while addressing party delegates at the Presidential Lodge in Abeokuta, Ogun State.

President Bola Tinubu, on Monday, met with the National Security Adviser (NSA), Nuhu Ribadu; and the service chiefs at the State House in Abuja. In attendance at the meeting include the Chief of Defence Staff, Maj. Gen. C.G Musa; the Chief of Army Staff, Maj. Gen T. A Lagbaja; the Chief of Naval Staff, Rear Admiral E. A Ogalla; and the Chief of Air Staff, AVM H.B Abubakar.

The Inspector General of Police, Kayode Egbetokun was also present at the security meeting. The meeting was not unconnected to the worrisome security situation in the country. Monday’s meeting is the President’s first formal engagement with the NSA and the service chiefs since their appointment on June 19, 2023.

Monday’s engagement followed Tinubu’s return to base in Abuja on Sunday after a string of Sallah activities in Lagos last week. The President had on June 19 removed all the service chiefs he met in office exactly three weeks after his inauguration and appointed new ones whom he directed to resume with immediate effect.

The move by the President followed persistent calls by civil society organisations that the security architecture be rejigged and fresh hands allowed to handle the nation’s security apparatus.

The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration (NAFDAC) has described as untrue a social media video showing a woman washing Golden Penny Semovita in a sieve using cold water and claimed that the residue she got after sieving was plastic. In a press statement personally signed by NAFDAC DG, Prof Mojisola Adeyeye stated that a similar video was circulated in 2020 which later turned out to be untrue after a scientific analysis of Semovita content. "Upon receiving the alerts from various quarters in the community in 2020, the Director General immediately gave a directive to conduct emergency post-marketing analysis using different brands of Semolina. 

"The Agency investigated this claim by conducting appropriate analytical testing in her internationally accredited laboratories. The results showed that there was no plastic or any similar harmful contaminants in Golden Penny Semovita. It contained the expected components plus the required Vitamin A.  "NAFDAC therefore wishes to inform the general public that the claim in the social media video assertions is misleading. The alleged Golden Penny Semovita is a brand of semolina, a very popular flour made from wheat and consumed in several parts of the world. Semolina contains mainly water, carbohydrates and about 13% of gluten-forming proteins. 

"Gluten is made up of two classes of proteins - glutenin and gliadin, which upon addition of water combine to form gluten, a protein that gives nutritive value and imparts other characteristic properties to the product. "Glutenin normally gives a bread dough the ability to rise during baking while gliadin gives it the viscous and elastic (viscoelastic) properties, or it simply makes it extensible and elastic. This latter property is the rubbery/plastic-like appearance that was exhibited in the said video. Semolina has no plastic content in it; it only exhibits viscous and elastic properties. "The rubbery-like material that was observed in the video after many washings with water is the gluten that formed after the gluten-forming proteins get mixed with water.

Golden Penny Semovita is manufactured by Flour Mills of Nigeria Plc., a registered company which has been granted marketing authorization by NAFDAC to manufacture the product and offer for sale in Nigeria. "The company’s operations were certified by NAFDAC after meeting the requirements of Good Manufacturing Practice (GMP) and the relevant Nigerian Industrial Standards (NIS). NAFDAC wishes to reassure the public that Golden Penny Semovita and indeed all other semolina products registered by the Agency are safe for human consumption having been so approved by the Agency, following science-driven regulatory diligence. 

"There is no cause for apprehension by consumers as such approved products are manufactured in line with Good Manufacturing Practice (GMP) and in compliance with the Nigerian Industrial Standards, which is continuously monitored by NAFDAC. "Members of the public are implored to exercise discretion in the use of social media to address any suspicion they may have on regulated products. Resorting to social media has the tendency to cause fear and panic. Rather, they should contact the nearest NAFDAC office or contact NAFDAC via online channels at reforms@nafdac.gov.ng  Or Call: 0800-1-NAFDAC (0800-1-623322) for immediate response".

Newcastle United have signed AC Milan and Italy midfielder Sandro Tonali for an undisclosed fee. The 23-year-old has signed a five-year contract, becoming Eddie Howe's first signing of the summer as his side prepares for Champions League football.

Tonali helped Milan win Serie A in 2021-22 and was part of the side which reached last season's Champions League semi-finals. He is also a member of Italy's squad at the Under-21 European Championships. Tonali came through the ranks at Brescia and made his professional debut for them in Serie B at 17.

Brescia were promoted to Serie A in 2018-19 and, though the club was relegated the following season, Tonali made his Italy debut during that campaign when he came on as a substitute against Liechtenstein in October 2019. He joined AC Milan on loan in the summer of 2020 and, after making the move permanent the following year, scored five goals in 36 top-flight appearances as the club won the Italian title in 2022.

Tonali scored twice in 34 Serie A outings as the San Siro side finished fourth last season, while he made 12 appearances in the Champions League before Milan were knocked out by rivals Inter in the semi-finals.

Plans to commence the defence by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) before the Presidential Election Petitions Court (PEPC) on Monday recorded a setback due to the absence of its first witness.

INEC, which is the first respondent in the petition by the Labour Party and its presidential candidate, Peter Obi, was scheduled to open its defence today. The petitioners are challenging the emergence of President Bola Tinubu and Vice-President Kashim Shettima of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in the February 25 election.

At the resumed hearing, counsel to INEC, Abubakar Mahmoud, told the court that he planned to call three witnesses within three days, but the one slated for the day’s hearing was unavailable due to some domestic issues. He subsequently applied for an adjournment till Tuesday to enable the witness to attend court. Counsel to other parties did not object to the request by INEC’s counsel.

The Chairmen of the panel, Justice Haruna Tsammani, subsequently adjourned till 9 am on Tuesday for the hearing. INEC is also expected to open its defence at 2 pm in the petition by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and its presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar.q