AS YOU PACK YOUR BAGS, "DON'T FORGET YOUR BAND", ABUJA RESIDENTS TELL WIKE



By John Mayaki 


A comical situation has arose on Twitter! Remember former Rivers State Governor Nyesom Wike has been appointed as a minister and was required to relocate from Rivers State to Abuja. As news of his impending move spread, Nigerians couldn’t resist injecting humor into the situation - don’t mind these Twitter boys. 


As the word got out, citizens jokingly warned the former Governor not to set foot in Abuja without his beloved band, “Sensational Bamidele”. It seemed that the band had become an inseparable part of Wike’s public appearances, and Nigerians couldn’t fathom the thought of the governor’s new chapter in Abuja without their electrifying performances.


“Governor Wike, if you dare step into Abuja without your band, you might find yourself dancing alone at events!” some folks humorously teased on Twitter. Others playfully suggested that the band’s presence was crucial to keep the ex-governor’s energy levels up during those high-profile political gatherings.


Memes and social media posts flooded the internet, showcasing funny scenarios of ex-Governor Wike arriving in Abuja without Sensational Bamidele. There were images of him attempting to dance to the beats of silence or mimicking the band’s tunes with exaggerated dance moves. People’s imaginations ran wild with entertaining scenarios that tickled the nation’s funny bone.


The lighthearted banter even reached the governor’s ears, and he couldn’t help but chuckle at the amusing remarks from his fellow citizens. “Looks like I better start packing my bags, and of course, my band,” he quipped in response to the playful warnings.


In the midst of political tensions and serious discussions, the comic relief brought by Nigerians’ witty remarks provided a breath of fresh air. It reminded everyone that even in the world of politics, there was room for humor and laughter.


As the day of his relocation approached, Governor Wike should make sure to reassure Nigerians that he wouldn’t dare leave Sensational Bamidele behind. “Abuja, here we come, with the band in tow!” he should declared with a smile.


And so, the tale of Governor Wike and Sensational Bamidele continued, with laughter and amusement accompanying their journey to the nation’s capital. As the band geared up for their new adventures in Abuja, Nigerians eagerly awaited the next chapter of this humorous politics and governance of Wike, where music, dance, and comedy blended seamlessly in the world of Nigerian politics.


Wike’s Band? Yes. You don’t know them? 


In the vibrant city of Port Harcourt, there existed a band unlike any other - “Sensational Bamidele” - who had a very peculiar gig. Their mission was to entertain none other than the ex-governor of Rivers State, Nyesom Wike, and they took this task with great enthusiasm.


Whenever the former Governor Wike graced television screens, attended events, or embarked on political programs, especially commissioning of gigantic projects, Sensational Bamidele was right there, ready to bring their electrifying performances to hype up the atmosphere. Their secret was simple - they paid close attention to the governor’s moods and preferences, crafting lyrics and tunes that perfectly matched his energy.


What made Sensational Bamidele truly exceptional was their ability to improvise on the spot. They never rehearsed with the governor but used their quick wits to adapt to his reactions and tailor their performances accordingly. This unique approach not only delighted the governor but also left the audience in awe, eagerly awaiting the band’s next appearance.


As word spread about the band’s infectious energy and their knack for brightening up any event, the anticipation grew. Sensational Bamidele became synonymous with unity and joy in the political landscape, reminding everyone that even amidst tensions and crises, humor and lightheartedness could prevail.


Their music, dance, and infectious spirit had become an integral part of the political scene, creating lasting memories wherever they went in Rivers State. 


And so, the legend of Sensational Bamidele, the band that brought music and laughter to the world of politics, continued to unfold in Port Harcourt and beyond. As they accompanied ex-Governor Nyesom Wike on his political journey to Abuja, it is only hoped that Abuja residents and politicians would feel the sensation and merriment! 


Lets make welcome to former Governor Wike, as he packs his bags and band to Abuja!

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